Hello, I’m Dustin Hunter. Most of you probably know me from my brief, but pivotal, non-speaking role of “café customer” in the same-sex oriented, independent, soft-core, adult, agricultural drama, Gods of Olympia (and when I say “pivotal,” I mean I was literally asked to turn and pivot while holding a twelve-ounce beverage that I had to imagine was probably hot). Don’t let all of those fancy acting credit fool you though, I’m really just like you and me. What’s that? You don’t believe me? Well, don’t take my word for it.
Here are some of the generous things people have said about me over the years: Unapproachable, stand-offish, guarded, aloof, distant, beyond reach, remote, withdrawn, unforthcoming, and inaccessible. But enough about me, let’s talk about what you’re doing here and why you’re looking at me like that.
